Notable Pokeshippers: The Extended History Of

Who in the anime is the most notable pokeshipper? Personaly, i think that would be team rocket. They said it themselfes in the orange season, when Ash and Misty were locked up lol. But let's take a deep inside look at the Anime Pokeshippers and their turns and twists as the anime progressed.
I have written this article with a neutral point of view, which means I am not favouring one shipping over another, same goes for characters. I can be brutaly honest, although I did not intend to insult anybody at all. I just say the stuff how it really is. For example, you can't challenge the fact that Ash is a moron, because he really is. A lot of girls have been all over him, yet he was so thick that he though they might be talking about his badges. So I call him a moron. You can't challenge the fact that Brock is a mad pervet. The latest hint even tells us that he might be attracted to Ash, when he uttered the immortal "These two men will do it!" line in D&P to which Ash replied hapily "Yeah! That's what I like to hear!" which futher reinforces the idea of Brock being perver gay and Ash being... a moron. The article is long, and it took me few hours to compose it, I worked hard to produce this piece of writing, and all the facts here I carefuly checked if they're true. So, it's extremely accurate. I wrote this because nobody else tells the truth about the anime anymore. Everybody's lying in favour of their believes, everybody judges things as they desire to, not telling the truth. BUT I have decided that this is the time to be honest with each other like the grown ups we are. So, have a sit, maybe a hot cup of tea, and enjoy!

List of anime Pokeshippers and their descriptions:

Team Rocket

Team Rocket first introduced the idea in the Orange Islands season, and they have been known for throwing some Pokeshippy lines at Ash and Misty, but of coruse, they were always either ignored or blasted off as a consequence of Ash being as thick as a pig and not having enough courage to admit it. Same goes for Misty. So Team Rocket continued on giving our heroes a hard time to cover up their feelings for each other, but eventually when Misty left, the subject dissapeared once and for all.

Brock

Brock always seemed to be a Pokeshipper. He always noticed the tention between Ash and Misty, and fully understood the nature of those kind of tentions. Sometimes he even disappeared for a while to give our heroes some time of their own, like he did in the "Waterflowers of Cerulean City" episode, when he said he had some "Stuff" to check out. A great mystery in pokemon anime, but many speculate that he was only perving on Nurse Joy or as usual, Officer Jenny.
But hold it right there. Once Misty left, Brock's personality underwent a major change as he became probably the biggest perverted gay Pedophile in the history of the anime. In the early times of Advanced generation series May was a bit disappointed that even though she was hitting on Ash big time, it didn't bring any results. Of course Ash, being a total moron with an unbelievable ability for battling was immune to May and her "charming" personality. And that's when Brock comes in. Have you ever noticed that May blushes at Brock every time he's about to cook something? Well, Brock and May have a secret "affair" going on. Have you ever wondered why May takes Brock shopping? And have you ever wondered WHO pays for all her swimmsuits? Well now you know- Brock. Yup, Brock is getting exited by a 10 year old being all over him, and that's exacly what May is doing. She never liked the pokemon in the first place, she just wanted to travel. So Brock pays for her swimmsuits and literally gets her everything she wants, and in return gets some hot poses from her, which is evident in many episodes. And in most of them Brock is staring at her breasts ( WHICH IS TRUE! Just watch the Advanced season!! ).
But that's not all, Brock is also feeling something for Ash. And he gave it away in what will be always known as the biggest homosexual conversation of all time. At the beginning of the Diamond and Pearl series Brock had a dinner with a quite pretty girl who owned a truck. When Ash was walking along a dirt road the truck suddenly appeared out of nowhere, Brock jumped out of it and strated telling Ash how he'll miss him and how happy he is to finaly find a girl of his dreams. But soon after the girl left him heartbroken again. Brock, having grown fond of such situations and somewhat being already both mentaly and emotionaly crippled, cried out:" Oh, ok Ash, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, AND THESE TWO MEN WILL DO IT, with or without a good woman at their sides." That was Gay. But what's more disturbing is that Ash replied:" Yeah! That's what I like to hear!". Now, Either those two were having a good time reciting gay sentences or they indeed are unconsciously gays attracted to each other. One way or another, they proved one thing-they're morons that will die virgin.

Rudy

Rudy, the guy who was obsessed with Misty to a critical point of asking her if she'd stay with him on the island after meeting her hours earlier was also a guy who hinted at Pokeshipping. His lines were extremely obvious. And if it was not for him, we wouldn't have had an another bunch of hints that support and prove the AaML. On the other side though, the day he appears on the show again (if ever) will be a dreaded one.

Tracey

Oh yeaaaah, the legendary Tracey and his stupid way of living- "Skech it!". The great anomaly, the greaty illusionist, the great mystery. The guy who hinted at pokeshipping the most, only to level it with the ground in Pokemon Chronicles. The guy who recognised the chance of hooking up to Ash and Misty in the Orange Islands, the guy who fully exploited that chance to the max, the guy who obviously thinks it's all about him.
Let's start with his good side. Well, he did say that Ash and Misty couldn't admit their feelings to each other. He was also constantly bringing the whole subject to the group and in most cases, yes, he saw and fully recognised the tention between Ash and Misty. But just as with Brock, there is a darker side of this man.
Let's be honest, he's a smart fella'. Oh yes he is, he knows exacly what he's doing. The whole I-need-to-see-prof-Oak stuff was a cover up. A cover up to see the sensational Waterflower sisters, what's more, get their attention and possibly even score a 4th sister. While Ash was around, even though Tracey knew Ash was a moron, Misty was out of bounds for him. And he waaaiited a long time to pull off what he did. Ever wondered why Tracey shows up at Misty's Gym so often? Ever wondered why Tracey gave a child of his own pokemon to Misty? Ever wondered why he constantly hits on her sisters!? Ever wondered why he helps Misty and her sisters without giving it a though, no matter what kind of a favour he's asked (be it simple cleaning to dangerous free style mountain climbing while carrying a timed explosive)!? Now you know why, he's an evil genious. He's 100 light years ahead of Brock when it comes to the knowledge of females. And he got so confident in what he was doing that in one of the Advanced series episodes, when Misty and Tracey found Ash, Brock, Max and May on their way around Kanto- he ignored Ash and was constantly running around Misty in Brock's goofy style. Well, at least he's protecting what he worked so hard for. But of course, Ash, being a socialy inept imbecile was only thinking about his next Frontier symbol- idiot. One thing's sure, Tracey will probably emerge victorious.

Melody

Oh yeah, one of many girls that had a crush on Ash, but unlike any other girl, she achieved her objective. Up to some point I guess. Maybe it's Ash's total ignorance to love that got Melody going in the first place, who knows. But she actually kissed him! *Applause* Of course, she immidiately realised the thing between Ash and Misty as everyone they met did. Melody also threw some amazing Pokeshippy lines at our heroes, but she continued on hitting on Ash. Up to a point where she was on her knees begging Ash for help. Well, of course-help. But the scene kinda' looked like she was ready to confess to him. After the second movie she never reappeared much to the happines of Pokeshippers.
If she was a permament character on show, she and Ash would have got married in a matter of days, you can be sure of that. She knows her stuff.

Nurse Joy

Yeah, one of the Joys said at one point that people who fight with each other really care about each other making Ash and Misty say the famous "Me care about him/her!?"

May

Ok, May is partly a Pokeshipper, but let's talk about her anyway. She is what many fans describe as clothes wearing a character and not a character wearing clothes. To put it simply, she's a moron, just like Ash is. And I guess that's why she was hitting on him in the early episodes you know, morons tend to get along with other morons. But Ash is actually the biggest idiot of them all, immune to just about anything that isn't related to battling and getting badges. He's the king of all the imbeciles, recognised everywhere by his famous line " Pikachu, Thunderbolt!", plus, his knowledge of male-female relationships is now at level -1. So, May got dissapointed. But hey, what would we do without Brock? And when he comes in, the situation changes by 360 degrees. May can be as pervy as Brock sometimes. I guess those two really fit with each other. Obviously there is something wrong with May when she started hitting on a person twice her age, is in the case of Brock.
See, May is really wrong in what she's doing- even hitting on her younger brother, the Petalburgshipping. Tell me, how many sisters press their younger brothers againts their chests 10 times a day? Exacly. To put it in its simplest form, May is like a young, naive and lustful girl looking for an ocasion... to... get.. errr, well, I'll keep it suitable for all eyes. But that's what May is. Though she is still trying to get her hands on Ash, as could be seen in Battle Frontier and partly in Diamond and Pearl.
After all, they are still two morons who seem to be getting along.

Dawn

Dawn is not really a Pokeshipper, she doesn't even know Misty. But she did help to prove that Ash does feel something out there, when she asked for that lure- Misty's Lure. Ash refused and it led to a big argument. Although many think that happened because Ash (who's a moron, now remember kids) thinks of that Lure as something to eat or maybe something like a badge. You know, the "ooooh shiny" effect. A person drools over something becuase it shines. It happens regulary in people with IQ below 55, in other words- morons. And since Ash has proved that he is a moron, the nature of that argument over the Lure remains questionable.

Author:
There you go, a true story of how things developed in the anime over the years from a neutral point of view. The real history of Pokeshipping and its twist and turns, the real history of our pokemon characters involved in Pokeshipping. No more lying, only the sheer facts- hard evidence. And Hard evidence tells us exacly how things work out nowadays and how they worked out in the past. And they don't really look as good as many Pokeshippers portray it to be. I'm going to be honest, no more "Pokeshippin' is the only truly love an' others are plain wrong!!", no more lying. Honesty is a virtue, and I think that a little bit of honesty won't hurt anybody.
Ash is plain stupid. It's a wonder he didn't return to Pallet Town on day 1st floating face down in a river, you know. His love for Misty in the early seasons can be pretty obvious. Misty also had a major crush on him early on in the anime. So Pokeshipping is true, yes. They did like each other a lot but things change and when Misty left, I'm afraid that's the Pokeshipping history cut short. Yes yes, the Lure, the fact that Misty was waiting for Ash at his house and so on. But that, I'm afraid is nothing of a hint. Nope, not at all. Remember, Ash is a moron, the Lure is a shiny thing for him. I bet he looks at it 24/7 just like those people locked up in the rooms without doorknobs. And Misty waiting for him at the house? Meh, just to have a look at him, make sure that her previous crush is still alive kinda' thing. If Misty waiting at Ash's house is a Hint, then May returning to find Ash in Sinnoh is a way bigger hint from Advanceshipping, so there. As I said, it might be painful, but it's the truth. Don't be suprised the next time Misty's waiting to see Ash in his house, she'll be escorted by her fiancee (Tracey a formidable candidat). And don't be surpised when she does see him again, it'll be him holding hands with Brock. No joke, those two have gone mad and seems like they are up to it( xDDD ), from what we have seen so far in D&P they are growing ever closer, currently crosing the line.
After all, 8 years have passed in the anime since Ash began his journey, or something close to that. How long do you think Misty's gonna wait? Not forever, I tell you. And with now the only reasonable guy around being a pokemon watcher, she really can't hold herself back. Don't blame her. So, Pokeshipping now is as possible as Palletshipping, they have about the same level of plausibility. In other words, the only thing you can hope for now, is a miracle. But other than that, it's pretty much game over, just as it was for Palletshipping when Gary decided to become pokemon researcher.
So, what next, you might ask?
I do have an answer for that, or at least I think so. If the anime continues with the current cast, and if it is to end any time soon with a final shipping stand off( let's assume that's the way makers will decide to end it), then you can be certain Orangeshipping will muslce its way without a problem, and make it happen. Rocketshipping will most likeley follow with Jessie and James marrying each other ( just as in the manga ). Bouldershipping very possible with now big time hints Ash and Brock are unconciously gays( or just morons), Advanceshipping and Pearlshipping on a par, with some hints from May (when she found him in Sinnoh) and some small hints from Dawn but most likely Bouldershipping will out power them. Contestshipping given some space to flex its muscles ( lol I'm getting indirect), with Abilityshipping also having some minor chances (Anabel really seemed to be into it). And then, we have our ageing, crippled yet still managing to hold on its knees, humble Pokeshipping tagging along, on the very end.

There you go. No more rabbit holes, the truth exposed.

Because you were so patient and read my article (hope you didn't scroll all the way down), I'll reward you with a couple of intersting images. Those images show us what the characters are like nowadays:

Ash:
http://www.pokemopolis.net/fanart/tim/ashguru.png

Brock:
http://www.pokemopolis.net/fanart/tim/brockcreepy.png

May (and Brock eventually, those two are pervs):
http://www.pokemopolis.net/fanart/tim/maythong.jpg

Misty:
http://www.pokemopolis.net/fanart/tim/mistytracy.png

James:
http://www.pokemopolis.net/fanart/tim/jamesclown.png

Jessie:
http://www.pokemopolis.net/fanart/tim/jessedunce.png

Meowth and Melody are on par: Meowth declared them lovebirds, while Melody caused Misty to admit it.

oh n those other people in the Orange islands the names of which i have temporarily misplaced :s can remember Rudy but that was it, n i'm not sure whether he was one of the ones to hint at it or not

Yes, he actually was. He said it himself " She wants him." A cleeeeaaar indication of Ash. n then he said something like "You're a lucky guy Ash"
So yeah, I guess we could put him on the list of pokeshippers.

lol... Danny? wait, what episode was it? I'm getting lost!! OH! now i remember, yeah the mountain guy... that gym leader, wasn't he? lol

oh and btw whether Melody has a crush on Ash or not it's not controversial, she might have a crush on him but clearly recognises the fact that misty does and has had for a long time, and the fact that she does not actively pursue Ash after that realisation = Melody IS a pokeshipper, end of.

Ok, so she's a pokeshipper with a crush on Ash, which sounds a bit like Slutshipping. And just because she doesn't pursue Ash actively doesn't mean she still wouldn't kiss him if she saw him again, you know. I'm not backing up KissShipping here but to be honest, there were many pokeshippers in the hitory of the anime that were crossing the borders of pokeshipping, take Tracey, he seems to be a pokeshipper but in few episodes he was crossing the line. Even Ash himself did it, back in the episode 9. Hmmm, I think the problem is like with a real couple getting seduced by side-characters but in doesn't get any futher than that. In reality Ash and Misty, are real "Love Birds" hahaha, just as Meowth said it. xDD

if you say so, i don't see it personally, but my point was solely the fact that there is nothing controversial with the given example.

thanks a lot then to your diligence my mistake can now be erased.

Don't forget about Nurse Joy...

Joy: "When two people fight, they really care about each other!"
Ash & Misty: "Me care about [him/her]! Hmph!"
Joy laughs and smiles knowingly.

oh, I shall add that then... xD

HAHA! A total remake! Read it, you'll be interested

Thanks a lot I did my best composing it, I will be also doing separate descriptions on characters in the character forum.

You really should add Danny from Navel Maneuvers--he picked up on the nature of Ash & Misty's relationship instantly...

Ash & Misty are fighting.
Danny (laughing): "I can see the two of you are pretty close!"
They ask him what he means by that.
Danny: "What's that saying, 'You always hurt the one you love?'"

Then Ash gets jealous of Misty 3 more times throughout the episode as Misty fawns all over him.

oh yeah, ur right, completely forgot about him, I'll be sure to add him later on, as I'm writing a fanfic now, but thanks for reminding me